Only the best secret agents are willing to sacrifice everything in order to complete their mission. Love, happiness, even their lives. Well, now you can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the likes of Jason Bourne, James Bond and Frank Drebin by sacrificing something of your own; your sex appeal.
The fanny pack is so photo-realistic with a beer belly to die for that no one will want to look at you twice. Simply strap it over your shirt and watch as people avert their gaze away from you one after the other. It’s virtually a superpower.
This handy little piece of clandestine intestines is just big enough for you to slip a couple of beers in, is fully adjustable and is guaranteed to be the only beer-belly you simply can unclip to lose a few pounds.
One size fits all
Made from waterproof polyester with a water resistant zipper Bag size: 15cm x 35cm
Depending on where your order is being delivered, it can take 2 to 3 weeks to arrive. All our orders are sent using a tracked service for your (and our) peace of mind.
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