Poo Face - Personalised Emoji Pillow

When can I expect my item?

  • Your item is made especially for you, so it takes about 5-7 working days to be put together.

    UK orders typically arrive within 7-10 working days after order date.
    US orders typically arrive within 10-14 working days after order date.
    International orders typically arrive within 12-16 working days after order date.

  • COVID-19: We're operating as normal and we don't expect any delays, however it might take Royal Mail a little longer to deliver your parcel.

  • Do you ever just feel like a piece of sh*t? Not enough sleep? Too hungover for work? Stolen candy from a baby?

    Or maybe you're a saint and you know someone that is a literal piece of sh*t? Well if that's the case, then this customisable poo face emoji pillow is perfect. Why use words to voice your disdain? Simply sneak a picture of their face, then upload it and we'll do the rest.

    Let someone know that you think they're a bit sh*t.

    Click 'personalise', upload your photo and position it exactly how you want it.

    Keep it PG, no actual poop please. šŸ™„
  • Soft to the touch faux suede fabric

    Poly-pad filling for extra cuddliness

    Machine washable at 30 degrees (that's celsius for you crazy Americans)

    All fillings have been tested and comply with the furniture and furnishings (fire safety) regulations 1988.

  • Your Poo Face is made especially for you, so please allow 5 to 7 working days for manufacture.

    Once your order is complete, it will be sent by Hermes.

    UK customers can expect their order 1 to 3 working days after despatch. US customers can expect their orders 7 to 10 working days after despatch. Rest of world customers can expect their orders 10 to 13 working days after despatch.

    Please check our FAQs if you need any more information.