Anti Valentine's Day Cushion

When can I expect my item?

  • Your item is made especially for you, so it takes about 5-7 working days to be put together.

    US orders typically arrive within 10-14 working days after orde date.
    UK orders typically arrive within 7-10 working days after order date.
    International orders typically arrive within 12-16 working days after order date.

  • US & International: This item is not expected to arrive in time for Father's Day, but it does still make a great gift
    UK: Place your order before the 14th of June if you'd like your order to arrive in time for Father's Day.

  • COVID-19: We're operating as normal and we don't expect any delays, however it might take Royal Mail a little longer to deliver your parcel.

  • Single, proud and always felt funny about valentines day? Seat up with these anti valentines cushions so you have something to hug, talk to and just maybe.. do romantic dances for.

    If that’s you, then you definitely need one of these 'If you're single and you know it' cushions, because being happy and independent this Valentine's day is the new cool. If you really wanna stick it to Cupid, then you need to pick up one or maybe three of these cushions for that lonely sofa.

    Choose between ''If you're single and you know it, pet your cat''. “If you're single and you know it, use your hands.”, “Self-partnered”, “If you're single and you know it, die alone”, or ''If you're single and you know it [personalize with something amusing].”


  • The cushion measures 18” x 18”.

    It is made and filled with high quality brushed polyester, the cover is machine washable and handmade in England.


  • Your cushion is made especially for you, so please allow 3 to 5 working days for manufacture. Once your order is complete, it will be sent using a tracked service.

    🇺🇸US customers can expect their order 2 to 7 working days after despatch.
    🇬🇧UK customers can expect their orders 7 to 10 working days after despatch.
    🌏Rest of world customers can expect their orders 10 to 13 working days after despatch.

    Please check our FAQs if you need any more information.
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